Claustrophobic Feet Official Video

Claustrophobic Feet from the EP Shapeshifters: Fact vs Fiction.  Enjoy. Feel the love and the energy, get up and DANCE!  If you like it share it about 🙂 Much love 

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Kicking It Old Skool

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The Sugar Mum Fairy

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Live at Victorious 2021

We had the absolute honor of performing on the World Music stage last year at Victorious Festival (Portsmouth)  It was an absolute banger. This video is of our last song of the night, The Machete. It always gets the crowd going. The audio is coming from the camera so not the best unfortunately, a decent…

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The Machete by The Machete

Its original title was Attack Of The Crouton, I’m not sure why we changed it. Perhaps another song will someday be worthy. It’s available now basically anywhere you can listen to music, but here’s a list of popular services – > https://ditto.fm/the-machete  Enjoy!

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No Eye – a toe tapping origin story

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Welcome!

Hello and welcome to our Patreon.  This is our new mothership for all things Machete! All new music, music videos, demo songs and live streaming will go through here.  Social media will get the drabs, but here, and our website which will soon be linked, will be the main hub. Starting at three pounds you’ll…

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Victorious Festival 30 minutes there and back

Victorious Festival

Victorious festival 2017.  Madness, Stereophonics, Maximo Park, Feeder, Band Of Skulls, The Machete. That’s right, this year we will be playing at 12 p.m Saturday on the Rhino AV Acoustic Stage. What I love about Victorious, aside from it being on home soil and taking me all of 30 minutes to get from my house…

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